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Meanderthal

The condition demonstrated by one having one's head down, focused solely one one's cell phone screen while walking, invariably at a slow, dazed pace on a random, haphazard course. Often accompanied by mouth breathing. The condition is non-gender specific.
Terry's meanderthal wanderings have been responsible for multiple cases of other pedestrians having to suddenly change course to avoid collisions, and more than one or two rear-end collisions as Terry aimlessly stepped into traffic without warning, oblivious to the rest of the world.
by Bob'sBro March 16, 2024
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Meanderer

A (usually English-speaking) fan of German pop star Menderes. This is a fitting name since the river in Turkey from which the word "meander" comes from is currently known as Menderes. Also fitting since, due to Menderes not being promoted much in English-speaking countries, you have to go on quite a meandering course of music research to discover Menderes.
I sing "Music Is My Life" everywhere I go, and if anyone sings along, then I have found my fellow Meanderers!
by Seshie April 23, 2025
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Meanderthal

An individual who lacks focus, who's interests change constantly, and who easily changes the subject or gets distracted.
Try to stay on topic, Joe... you're such a a meanderthal!
by on July 16, 2025
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Purgatorial Meanderance

A purposeless existence spent in limbo wondering around.
Rather than getting sent to hell for eternity, I lucked out and got banished to a Purgatorial Meanderance in no man's land.
by Vin Nguyen October 11, 2017
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