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Mattapan

Neighborhood of Boston. Over 80% of the population is black. 12.2% are hispanic. Less than 5% are white. 22.3% of the population lives in poverty. Referred to as "Murderpan", due to the number of murders that have occured since all the Jews moved out, and all the blacks moved in. A handful get murdered here each year. But the 1980s there was like a new one every few days. If only Boston's founders could see what this area has become, now that would be funny.
Bitch: Are we in Mattapan at this hour of the night?

Me: Roll up the windows and lock the doors. Don't look anybody in the eye! They think we're the white devil. They will cuss us out or even carjack us so lets drive fast.
by Shock G September 21, 2005
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mettauer

a big titted wampa (creature of the unknown)
did you see that mettauer?!
yea he had fat titties!
by guavaberry October 15, 2010
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meatatation

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
by Eye rock May 16, 2016
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Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
by Zonal K August 16, 2019
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Yeetacus Meatacus

Often used when throwing something or having projectile thrown across the room also used "throw el meat." Origins from the word yeet
Nolan: Yeetacus Meatacus begone thot *throws thot across room like a boss*
David: *gets hit by thot*
by Ian Crowley December 30, 2018
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mehtastic

A word used to (sometimes sarcastically) describe the amazing mediocrity of something.
That pattern looks mehtastic on that fabric!

Harry's party was mehtastic at best.
by Kibzok November 11, 2008
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Matta

Word created in Brooklyn, New York meaning “head”
“Im on demon time bro I’m shooting at this niggas matta”

“Yeo shawty Wtw I need some matta?”
by Mr.IFuckedYaBitchNYC January 3, 2020
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