Mathematics

Some dirty word that means a slut, thot, or whore. Teachers use this word a lot and i'm against it.

Wow, did you see that Mathematics over there? God, i'm glad i'm not her friend.

by OnlyAva May 27, 2018

mathematics

Bullshit, nonsense, anything that doesn't make sense.

Get the hell outta my face with that mathematics

by badmanahooo August 24, 2005

Methmatician

A person with many meth related skills; eye-balling sack weight, makes a profit on sales AND has a personal sack, knowing where to get the best quality meth at the lowest prices, a meth user AND a functioning member of society, etc.

John never shorts a sack or re-rocks it because he's a methmatician.

by Faw_Q May 17, 2020

Methematician

An expert of the study and use of methamphetamine and methamphetamine accessories

Dam nigga got a lab
Yea he's a methematician

by Downriversfinest666 March 26, 2021

Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.

i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies

by A MASON November 3, 2010

Gangster Mathematics

Gangster Mathematics is the act of obtaining wealth as a result of hustling.

Q: where did you get that balllin ass chain?
A: gangster mathematics

by t-wreks November 29, 2010

Slav Mematics

The act of turning something into a Russian meme. If you Slav Mematize something, it would normally include guns, vodka, or some deadass looking guy.

“He just committed Slav Mematics to a horse with testicular cancer! Now that bitch have some real brass balls...”

by [INSERT A NAME CUZ IM LAZY AF] March 4, 2020