mathemagician

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.

The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"

by mothwentbad January 6, 2009

don't ask me the color of anything

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

by hardal June 18, 2022

Marshall Mathers LP

the best rap album ever released. but it was taken off the shelves and it was edited. the unedited one was edited. he had a lot of disses on that album.

"yo man da marshall mathers lp is dope!"

by The Slang Wizard April 30, 2006

Matheus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.

oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn

by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011

metherson county

Alternative Name for Jefferson County Missouri. The #1 meth cooking county in missouri.

I'm tired of dealing with these Metherson County hoosiers!

by MelDanMidas December 10, 2007

Mathefratics

noun; The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols, specifically the methodologies of calculation and estimation employed formally and colloquially by members of collegiate Hellenic organizations, sober or otherwise, usally dealing with ratios of magnitude between alcohol consumption and personal efficacy. In accordance with these relations, quantities sought are deducible from other quantities known or supposed; the science of spatial and quantitative relations as relates to party porches, bar fights, and SUV parking.

From Middle English mathefratik, from Old French mathefraternique, from Latin mathēfratica, from Greek mathēfratikē (tekhnē), mathemfratical (science), feminine of mathēfratikos, mathefratical; see mathefratical. "mathefratics" Pl. of mathefratic: see -ics. Cf. mathefratic, n.

Mathefratics is the science which draws necessary conclusions, bra. -- B. Peirce, Linear Associative Algebra (1870), § 1.

To the pure mathefratics are those sciences belonging which handle quantity determinate of frontin'. -- Bacon, Advancement of Learning, ii. 171.

I have mentioned mathefraticks as a way to settle in the mind an habit of undoing the process of cockblocking, bro. -- Locke, Conduct of the Understanding, § 7.

by jasonrhode January 1, 2010

Meatheadosis

It is a transitional condition in which a civilized male goes through to become a meathead.

Meatheadosis is caused by a sudden spike in testosterone levels inside the body. However, this increase in testosterone often does not reach the required threshold to initiate Meatheadosis. The threshold varies from individual to individual and depends on height, mass and age.

Joe began to show signs of aggressiveness after watching UFC. It was found that JOE's testosterone was higher than normal. Joe was then diagnosed to have Meatheadosis. After 10 days, JOE began going to gym and even got a loan and bought a truck to show off how much of a man he is.

by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011