metric

Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.

Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked!
Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live.

by benormous April 30, 2006

metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

Mederick

Very funny and weird at some points: often a ladies man but toooo sensative- you cant get enough of a "Mederick"; sometimes a "Mederick" will be the one to live large in the future times

Mederick is so funny...LOL

by CC2012 March 11, 2010

metric shitload

1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!

by Mike mam September 13, 2003

metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

by motodick986 June 14, 2009

metric bitch

a very large bitch; a unit of measurement defining an extremely large bitch; larger than an english bitch; a bitch that weighs a ton.

That chick is a metric bitch.

by nick May 6, 2007

metric system

1.A communists way of measuring
2.A threat to the U.S.A.

`Stalin:I love the metric system
Jesus:I hate it`

by Czar Choi July 7, 2008