Michael Meehanitis

Named after the porn star michael meehan who once he retired never left the house. He now makes youtube tribute videos.

GUY 1:Bob sits in the house and makes gay youtube videos
GUY 2: He has michael meehanitis

by THELANDOF42@ April 4, 2010

Krystal Methany

The Bitch you do not like. She a thot. A pissy pussy thot to be exact. She's faker than the plant in your mom's living room. She wants everything but she gets nothing. She's a basic ass bitch.

"You call her Stephanie?"
"Well Bitch I call her Krystal Methany"

by Whysipwhenyoucansuck May 5, 2017

Methane Huffer

The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.

"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"

or

"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'

by river jameser January 4, 2011

methane breather

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013

methanphedamite

A person uses meth.

There's too many methanphedamites in this room.

by Lade O January 16, 2015

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

methanus

Methane specifically expelled through the anus.

Dude! That's some nasty methanus! What did you eat?

by kabukee May 15, 2018