verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
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by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005
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Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
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Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly
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R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...
R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...
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