Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
by poopinthesackable July 29, 2011
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Get the Messed Up Monday mug.Women named Meredith are enigmatic. They are extremely intelligent but have a tendency to act amazingly stupid. They have loads of factual knowledge but little knowledge of the "ways of the world." There two varieties of Merediths. One variety encompasses the Merediths who use their intelligence to act pure and innocent but soon the truth of their scandalous side comes out. The other variety of Merediths are truly innocent. Decipher which type is which at your own peril.
Don't let Meredith fool you; she seems stupid but she knows exactly what she's doing.
Meredith is literally too good to be true.
Meredith is literally too good to be true.
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