merriam-webstraculate

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

by killercut20 January 15, 2018

Chew through the mercury

When your girl has her period and she still wants you to go down on her.

“Hey Chad did you and Karen have fun last night?”

“Hell yeah! I had to chew through the mercury cause it’s that time of the month!”

by Chokesondicks January 3, 2020

zack merrick

Full name Zachary Steven Merrick. The bassist and backing vocals for All Time Low, a pop-punk band. Zack also plays guitar for acoustic shows. He graduated from Towson High School in 2006. He changes his hair a lot, often wears bandanas, and has a nose ring and tatoos. He doesn't talk a lot. He was also on the Mtv dating show "Exposed."

Did you go to the ATL show last night?
Yeah, and I met Zack Merrick afterwords!

by l-sizzzzzle October 18, 2008

Mercury Poisoning

Being afflicted with the AIDS virus, otherwise known as "Arse-Injected-Death-Syndrome". Named in tribute to Freddy Mercury (Aka - Farrouk Bulsara) who died from the disease still rocking the mic to the very end.

"Mrs. thompson, I'm afraid after young Jimmy was kidnapped and found 3 days later in the woods, we ran some routine tests on him. And it seems he has acute Mercury Poisoning... Oh stop fucking crying, can't you see I'm Hungover?"

"Hey Tom, man you look great! You lost a ton of weight. How did you do it?" "Well Sam, I shared a needle in a squat a few weeks back and now I got Mercury Poisoning. I won't lie, it kinda rocks!"

by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011

Freddie Mercury

The best singer that ever lived!!!! Lead singer of the rock group Queen. Born in 1946 on the island on Zanzibar, died in 1991 in his home in England from pnemonia caused by AIDS. Sings the best songs ever such as: bohemian rhapsody, crazy little thing called love, and stone cold crazy.

FREDDIE MERCURY ROX!!!!!!

by johncenafan427 August 23, 2009

freddie mercury

Possesed an overall charisma that was apparent in his voice as well as his stage performances. 3 1/2 octave range which he used perfectly and wisely. His voice was ever changing with time and styles. Listen to him on A Kind of Magic and Queen II. Compare!!!

Hugs, Fred.

Live Aid was Freddie Mercury's difinitive moment.

by Axelito October 10, 2006

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004