Merrissa

Merrissa is the best person on planet earth! She attracts all the guys and is drop dead gorgeous. Merrissa is the nicest and sweetest person to ever live on earth. You are lucky if you have a Merrissa in your life!!

“Merrissa is so sweet” “oh i know right!”

by winx talley April 15, 2021

Merita

Merita is a girl with gorgeous hair and a laugh, so comtagious, that everyone around her has to join laughing with her. Her brown eyes are the most sincere eyes you will ever look at. She gives the best advice, the best hugs and kisses and is always by your side.

Merita is very smart, helps people selflessly and pours endless love to everyone‘s live around her. She loves grey‘s anatomy and spongebob.

If someone loses her as a friend oder girlfriend - it‘s save to say that they‘ve lost the best human they could ever have by their side. She loves her family, her friends and partner with such a strong energy and passion and will never let them down.

I can‘t believe Merita is my bestfriend.
Merita is seriously the best person I know.
I‘d love to have silky skin like Merita.

by Edöner November 22, 2021

The Morritt Wash

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.

9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"

by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012

South Merrick

South Merrick is the Southern part of a town Merrick, which is located on Long Island, New York. The houses are big, and can cost more than 1 million dollars! Many of them are on the water, and have tons of property! The citizens, also known as, “Southies” are stereotypically thots, rich kids, and brats. Many of them own brand name products, such as Supreme, Gucci, etc. Having some of these products will make people want to be friends with you since you are considered rich. To be considered a Southie, you have/had to attend either Birch or Lakeside. Most of the population of South Merrick is Jewish, so bar and bat mitzvahs are very big. Many Southies take their celebration to the top. Some kids have theirs in huge ball rooms, in a banquet hall, even on a yacht! They give out custom sweatshirts and t-shirts! Many Southies are big party people, and can rage all night until morning. So if your looking for a friend who likes to party and is down to stay up all night, take having Southie friends into mind, because take it from me, it will be the best decision you will make!

South Merrick is filled with huge, beautiful mansions on the water!

by therealclaireb June 26, 2019

Jay merrick

he may be in the back, but he shines the brightest

Jay merrick is a good person.

by shitty_loser March 31, 2021

Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding

“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

“Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”

by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022

Merri

A really hot woman, with a nice ass, and nice.

Woah, check her out, she's so Merri.

by John Lipsky June 28, 2004