mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.

Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.

by bennybooboo October 25, 2011

Mermm

A girl.
Who is the most amazing person ever. She may be misunderstood by many people, but if your know mermm you love her. Forever and always. Though she is shy, she is the smartest, cleverest girl out there. Mermm has a beautiful voice, and a beautiful smile.

Mermm is beautiful.

Oh you want a best amigo? I would choose mermm.

by Bestamigo September 28, 2012

Mermicide

Mermaid genocide.

Sam just killed all the mermaids shish-kebab style. Mermicide II.... Up to 8 years in a federal penetentary.

by Mermaid_Princess July 27, 2013

Mermi

Slang for a very beautiful girl, someone having calmness of that of a mermaid sitting on a rock in a turbulent sea and smiling. Also used for a girl who is vulnerable and innocent as dove

She is a beautiful girl, a Mermi.

by Akky August 25, 2013

meresloth

The twitter tag for Meredith Stepien's sloth form name. Originates from Starkid's show 123ever. Owner stole the sloth from a zoo when she and her friends had too many. Her owner later tried passing her off to an unsuspecting customer at the laundromat where she works. The customer just wanted his blue jacket. He was originally going to get a dog that year, but a sloth isn't that different.

#meresloth

by NotLaurenLopez October 15, 2013