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tampa merge

This term describes the driving tactic whereby a person momentarily, and intentionally, moves their vehicle into another person's lane. This situation creates the possibility of being side-swiped, thus generally causing the threatened driver to slow down, thereby creating a gap in the traffic suitable for occupation by the offending driver.
He tried to pull a Tampa merge on me, but I refused to yield.
by ionicatoms November 14, 2011
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ooo Merenda

by Skalpie October 22, 2020
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Merkent

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.
Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.
by zeroonefour October 23, 2009
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super mergentroid

The pinnacle of awesomeness. Gibberish used by youth rebels in the 1993 movie, "Swing Kids."
That concert was better than awesome. It was super mergentroid!
by Tashi Station March 2, 2009
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merge-swish

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.
Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."
by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011
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Mercene

Gorgeous, talented, special person. People with this name rarely stay alone for long. It is hard to find people like this, when you finally find this rare person, cherish her and keep her for as long as you can.
Mercene is a beautiful girl, like a rose
by correct woman March 27, 2009
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zipper merge

A zipper merge happens when motorists use both lanes of traffic all the way to a defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane. By doing it this way, both lanes are used right up until the end, which advocates like New think is a more efficient use of road space.
1st Motorist: "Zipper merging is best for slow heavy traffic. If traffic is light, early merging is fine."
2nd Motorist: "Only problem with zipper merge are the idiots who will not let you merge in front of them so they pull up tight to the car in front of them. They do this even if you try to merge early. I typically will merge at the first available open space."
by humblepiece May 23, 2015
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