global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

Menotay

Menotay is the word used to describe any number between 17 and 18. You would count like this:

fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, menotay, eighteen, and so on...

When the draft was brought up during the war Bob Hickle realized he didn't have to go. He was only menotay.

by Sean Cannon November 11, 2003

Menopaunch

Female middle aged spread

'Mate I'd do her if it weren't for the menopaunch'

by Nerradeel October 24, 2007

menoactivity

The witches energy of a women after the change

my mother is in the menoactivity, she does hundred things at the time, never admitting mistakes and non stop criticizing people around her

by Marzipan queen the last May 12, 2009

menoapplause

noun: The act of applauding with a sarcastic attitude.

Marlo, whose hormones were raging, gave Jenson an menoapplause for his substandard performance.

by Achilles Murat II November 8, 2011

Menopausifist

A teenager going through menopause because of their creepiness.

-I feel bad for that menopausifist in high school.

by Bubbbly November 26, 2011

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018