melodramatic.com

1)the best online journal
2)a place for karma whores
3)point cilck bith

did you read my melo

by Brandonreamer December 10, 2003

milorad

Milorad is a person who is very charming, sophisticated, gracious and extremely attractive. He has that"something" that every man wishes he had, even though no one really knows for sure what "that something" is. Nobody really knows where he is coming from or where he has been. He is mysterious, which has a draw of its own. He is friendly to everyone, and has a way of making people want to be considered his friend. He does not make fun of people, generally; but if someone has crossed him, he can dash that person to the ground without them even being aware that he has trampled their head to put them down. His physique is also mysterious, as his attire is always business professional borderlining on sexy.

Milorad has a way of making his significant other feel as though they have psychic powers. Once they realize they don't have the powers, it is too late; he is already

in someone elses world. A Milorad has special healing powers, he knows exactly what you need. If any doctor cannot cure you, he can.

You cannot trust a Milorad, as he will tell you the same himself. Women throw themselves at him and make donkies of themselves. Men are attracted to him as well, but uselessly. Beware, a dark "knight" with a bottle of Amaro liquor will totally change your world!

Hey nosey lady....don't let me sense you thinking of my Milorad; I will put a curse on you!

by MaryKatherine Veras January 8, 2013

Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

melodramatic.com

an awesome site like livejournal but better..i call it melo though....and some dudes from my school thought it was porn so..its all good aint it?

i made an entry on melo today.dude i got 4 touches, im gonna get colors so soon!

by pussyasscockpeniscuntlickyourcrackcocaine September 17, 2003

melodramatic.com

not too bad of a weblog

uhh, i'm too dense to think of one.

by kingotakuoftheanimes May 28, 2003

Rusty Menorah

When you give a girl a rimjob while simultaneously shocking her

Ben Seward likes to give every GL in ALOT rusty menorahs.

by Sarah April 19, 2005

melolatry

An overzealous customer loyalty to Apple or their products such as the iMac, iPhone, or iPod. from greek melon (apple) and latria (worship) analogous to idolatry. One who engages in melolatry is called a melolator, or iJerk if they are particularly vocal about their distaste for Windows and its users. Not everyone who preferres mac over windows is a melolator, however.

With Apple's slick marketing campaigns and stylish hardware, it's easy to fall into melolatry if you're not careful.

by sambarnes January 2, 2010