messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

messy hoe

A girl or group of girls who are considered to be unorganized,silly, and whores.

"Man, I can't believe those messy hoes know my name!"

by Wave748 February 12, 2006

Maisy

An angel, beautiful pearl. Something to treasure. Very rare.

Maisy Kleinschmit

by cornycob January 5, 2012

Megsy

To party like a rockstar, fuck like a pornstar, while looking like a movie star

She works all day and parties all night, shes such a Megsy

by cicatro7 May 12, 2015

Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".

"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."

by Richard Anus February 4, 2021

meislin

a fucking kick ass store

did u get that ham at Meislin's?

No, im jewish

by sdfghjklkjhgfd January 6, 2008

The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom

Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!

by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015