mediterranean herb

A person (specifically the female gender) who is very lazy, doesnt get out much but has great friends and brags about them to evey one

Oh Mediterranean herb!!!! Shut up

by SmollBLT July 15, 2017

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022

Mediterranean Mudslide

The Mediterranean Mudslide is when someone is engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner releases excrement on the penis

Whoa bro did you just Mediterranean Mudslide on me?!

by TexasStreetSweeper November 19, 2023

Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021

Mediterranean circumcision

When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.

by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022

Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.

No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.

by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024