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medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 5, 2010
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Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.
by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024
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medieval fleshlight

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
by anonymous September 1, 2021
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Medieval cute

Very cute but also very expensive
by Lil'Pompy April 2, 2019
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Medieval Capalot

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !
by pnikid691 September 13, 2020
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Medieval Breath

When somebody's breath is so horrid, that it refers back to medieval times because the didn't brush their teeth in those ages.
Sienna you have some Medieval Breath brev.
by stenkbreath July 28, 2024
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Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism
by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022
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