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Meatball Problems

the minute challenges faced everyday by short, overweight, outgoing women, with big boobs, wide asses, and no common sense who like to drink alot and act sloppy. Most often associated with Deena and Snooki on the cast of the mtv show "Jersey Shore"
Snooki: "Owwww!" "I just burned my cuca in the jacuzzi!"

Deena: " Ha WTF, me tooo!"

Snooki and Deena: "Meatball Problems!" Bahahaahaha
by Billy shavez November 5, 2011
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Meatball

A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey
Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball
by Mocoholi December 23, 2010
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meatball sub

A meatball sub is when a male places his pubicle sac and/or testicles into a woman's vagina. Preferably done during the menstrual cycle so that some sauce can accompany the meatballs.
John: Hey man, how did your night turn out?

Paul: Pretty good, I ended up giving that chick a meatball sub

John: Nice!!!
by Akostellem December 14, 2009
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Meatball Based Society

A civilization that consists of meatball slurping greasy Italian slime-balls.
"NYC is a meatball based society" - Tom Story
by ForestD May 10, 2015
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salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth
We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball
by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013
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Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch
This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her
by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016
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Meatball Marinara

The meatball marinara is when a girl is on her rag (so naturally you dick isn't penetrating the vagin) so you bang her in the ass doggie style. Ass your balls slap of the chicks vagina they splash blood all over your sack. When you are done you have what looks like a Meatball Marinara
My wife was on her rag again so when I came home drunk and horny I proceeded to give her a meatball marinara
by cashing_asian December 17, 2009
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