Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

Meast

Nickname for the Hard-hitting safety of the Washington Redskins, Sean Taylor.... Half man, half beast

Did you see that hit!?!?! Than guy is a MEAST!

by Gary Lyman November 10, 2007

Measter

to go into a rage and disband your alliance over something stupid

Can you believe that leader could not handle the pressure?

Ya he meastered his entire alliance

by grepoguy January 7, 2012

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021

meaty nosh

getting a fat cock to eat

hey ant you want a meaty nosh (yes please i love a good old meaty nosh)

by meaty nosher January 7, 2017

Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

by Gorbo June 12, 2008

Meaty love stick

an abnormaly sized juicey meat cock

jamie little loves getting meaty love stick's up his anus

by mr roo October 29, 2010