beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....

larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater

by db gutta June 28, 2009

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

by ohyeahsorryyourright June 27, 2007

Ditch Face Meagen

When someone is excited about doing something with someone and then the person backs out at the last minute and does the same thing with someone else.
Usually performed by young dumb teenage girls.

boy: You wanna go swimming tomorrow?
girl: Hell yeah!
boy: Ok, tomorrow at 9
girl: Sweet, I can't wait!

next day...

boy: Are you ready to swim?
girl: Can't, I'm going to a pool party later tonight.
boy: You are such a Ditch Face Meagen!!!

by Chris Hunn June 19, 2006

Meater

An incredibly fat and large pussy, usually having excessive “meat” surrounding the circumference of the pussy.

Yoo that girl big as fuck, I know she got a fat Meater.

by wangle dangle the dangle wangl May 14, 2021

derk magerk

1. Someone who talks with a dirty mouth

2. derk

Mr. X: Dude I was msurbating ALL night

Mr. Y: You're such a derk magerk

by Fritz Haarmann January 6, 2009

meanerest

Meaner den the meanest meanie

Gaby is the meanerest

by AzNboi April 25, 2005

meader

Hmm I would differentiate a meader from a townie. A townie tends to be middle-class, wear shirts and try to show everyone how hard they are by trying to start fights with everyone they see (although always being restrained just in time to make sure they don't get hurt).

A meader however tends to be from southmead and so lower-class and talk with a thick bristolian accent and are often a chav.

Also another word for people from bedminster is bedger.

Hmm that person might be slightly attractive if they weren't a meader.

by k-- December 24, 2004