do me a lemon

Means literally 'do me a favour'. The lemon part is Cockney rhyming slang, and is short for 'lemon flavour', so in other words it's really "do me a lemon flavour"

The usage is mostly to reject an offer or behaviour of some kind, due to its being undesirable in some way (as opposed to actually asking for a specific favour).
"Do you want to buy my iPod for 100 quid?"
"Do me a lemon. I could get one on ebay for 50."
by NoMoreSecrets December 06, 2007
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Do me a solid

Hey, man, do me a solid... Yeah? Lend me a fiver...

my comment: Seinfeld, schmeinfeld, we were using the expression "Do me a solid" mid-sixties in London. But I don't know where it started.
by TeeDubbya May 11, 2014
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Do me (band)

A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.
Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*
by Sousatonium October 16, 2014
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Mount and Do Me

A new phrase created by the store, Spencer's. It refers to sex on the vaginal or anal variety. The irony is found in the fact of the soda Mountain Dew.
Hey baby, won't you "Mount and Do Me?"
by simplysickforever November 06, 2008
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Don't do me

Don't do me, do ya hair!
by fluffnfold June 11, 2008
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Do me a favor

"Do me a favor" means "no", with an attitude. Similar in meaning to the outdated phrase, "talk to the hand". When one person asks another person to do something undesirable, the response may be, "do me a favor". No specific favor is given, but the recipient is free to imagine one (go jump in the lake, etc.).
Wife: "Honey, can you take out the trash?"

Husband: "Do me a favor."
by Buck33wheat September 03, 2009
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Doing me Dirty

To do wrong
To act bad or to not fulfill on actions
Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.
by xDJCJx April 12, 2011
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