yank me crank me

an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)

Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups of yank me crank me

by klg4567 April 27, 2007

watch me do me

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.

Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

by McLovin and TBAG March 18, 2009

Watch me do me

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task

A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!

by Frodo Man-well February 28, 2009

chase me fuck me's

Slutty high heels, like those bright red ones. Often seen on girls in need of or in pursuit of a good old fucking.

Look at those chase me fuck me's on that hottie over there. I'm all over it.

by mr derp September 2, 2007

don't at me (don't @ me)

When someone is irritating you/doing something negative to you but you ain't having any of it.
Similar to "can you not", i.e. piss off

*night out*
a guy: "you're so sexy, come home with me. Please, let's go, you'll love it, come on, please"
a girl: "oi, don't at me (don't @ me)"

by moyseh February 7, 2015

hump me dump me

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

by maxwags May 3, 2018

Catch me fuck me's

The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.

Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.

Google "desert stickers" for picture.

Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?

Because they're comfortable!

But they are hideous! God you look punchy!

by KState Legend December 10, 2010