mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

MFTing

An acronym for Mind Fuck Texting. When you deliberately fuck with a girl's mind by sending her out of context text messages with the sole intent of getting into her pants even though you haven't spoken with her in a good two to three months.

MFTing can either be initiated, or reactionary, the former being the preferred methodology.

MFTing used in an initiating setting:
Me: "Hey Michelle! Which night this week are you going to make me dinner? I just want to know so that I can plan it out, I already have several other people making me dinner, so I don't want to cause any conflicts. Sorry I have been out of touch, my phone has been really weird lately ..."

Used in a reactionary setting:
Michelle: "Where have you been for the last two months - you never returned my call ..."
Me: "Oh yeah, my phone, it's just been ... weird"

by bosskmoves May 8, 2011

Palm muting

The act of damping the guitar stings with the pinky finger's palm area this technique gives rock music's rockiness

Hey bro try palm muting that riff

Palm mutes it

Yeah now we talking bitch

by The one who rocks November 26, 2020

Dingus McLingus

An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.

Don't let Dingus McLingus walk the dog. He'll probably let it get eaten by a hawk.

by RandyBob December 30, 2020

McKing

McKing is usually when a person stops at a McDonald's and Burger King due to extreme picky eating.

Boy: Dude, you still McKing?
Girl: I can't help it, Burger King has great burgers and McDonald's has kick-ass fries.

by littlemermaidrocks January 19, 2010

MSTing

A genre for fanfiction. If you know Mystery Science Theater, you have an idea. In a MSTing a fanfiction writer takes original characters and puts them into his own setting, where they have to read other fanfiction and comment on them. As this is not only plagiarism, but also a quite rude way to make fun of another writer, MSTings are only allowed, if you have permission from the author of the original fanfiction you are MSTing. Not everyone can laugh about himself.

'Oh god someone wrote a MSTing story about my fic! I'm so reporting them!'

by Su-chan September 28, 2008