penis Mcflurry

a complete idiot; waste of time

'You are such a penis McFlurry"

penis Mcflurry by Jessica and Christopher Judd October 26, 2007

steph curry mcflurry 

A McDonald's McFlurry with a shit ton of Xanax and cough syrup and other drugs.

Hear yall have been jonesin for my Steph Curry McFlurry.

steph curry mcflurry by RhinestoneLeprechaun March 26, 2017

Kenyan McFlurry

The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)

Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"

Kenyan McFlurry by Dr. Pepper Jr. December 7, 2010

Dirty McFlurry 

After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.

Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...

Dirty McFlurry by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019

nutsack mcflurry

DEF 1: The act of having a nutsack inside of your mcdonalds mcflurry

DEF 2: sex position- to put ice cream on your balls with a choice of either oreos or M&Ms. then your partners eats it off

cashier: hey, welcome to mcdonalds. Can i take your order?
customer: ummmmm... ill take a double cheese burger and and nutsack mcflurry. extra nutsack please?
cashier: okay you total is 4.79 sir. thankyou

Girl: oh baby let me have that nutsack mcflurry
Guy: do you want M&Ms or Oreos
Girl: surprise me baby
(guy comes back with oreos and icecream on his nutsack)
Guy: hows that nutsack mcflurry
Girl: ohh babeee its soo good.

nutsack mcflurry by gangsta nig June 6, 2008

chinese mcflurry 

It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.

Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."

chinese mcflurry by swaglord15 December 30, 2012

Oreo McFlurry 

When a white woman sucks a black cock or vice versa when a black women sucks a white cock.

Man, I did the Oreo McFlurry, I creamed all over her face.

Oreo McFlurry by AN0SEater March 22, 2020