Mau-wow

Mauwow is Siamese cat speak for "Feed me, I'm hungry!"

Mau-wow! (Feed me NOW!!)

by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

Maus

A fucking HEAVY Nazi-german Tank (sadly only 1 remains and never saw battle)

WWII soldier (german): what the FUCK is that!?

WWII Scientist (german): is the Maus
WWII soldier (german): THAT SHIT THICC

by Peta Hater 06 August 20, 2019

Yung Mau

The most amazing black Jewish rapper.
He's bad at video games and has ZERO rizz but we still call him the rizzler -mira.

Alex:Can you recommend a good black Jewish rapper?
Mira:Ya ofc my boy YUNG MAU on da beat.
Toofy:but he's not a jew?
Mira:BUT he is he has jewish bloodline.

by Toofster January 9, 2024

jacob mau

jacob mau a guy who likes big dicks about 20 inches,he say that he likes big dicks because he have a 1.2cm dick

Jacob mau 2002-2016 (i love big dicks and hard ones )

by jacob mau May 31, 2016

Mau

Shows everyone how. Buys too much shoes and gambles too much. Always off of work when get surf.

Mau shows people how to surf.

by Show um how mau November 25, 2021

Mau

Mau means Big Mac Stau

Person A: Did you just order 40 Big Macs?
Mau *starts eating 40 Big Macs in one sitting*

by HeiligerRitterKurt September 1, 2020

Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018