My mau

Best freinds, replace my nigga with my mau so you don't get beat up

You are my mau!
HEY MY MAU!

by Therealmau January 17, 2016

Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018

Mau Mau

A Japanese card game where nothing makes sense to people and you get cards for talking.

Have you played Mau Mau?

Yeah, I've got no fucking clue how to play.

by Spectre4 June 7, 2018

Mau-wow

Mauwow is Siamese cat speak for "Feed me, I'm hungry!"

Mau-wow! (Feed me NOW!!)

by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

Maus

A fucking HEAVY Nazi-german Tank (sadly only 1 remains and never saw battle)

WWII soldier (german): what the FUCK is that!?

WWII Scientist (german): is the Maus
WWII soldier (german): THAT SHIT THICC

by Peta Hater 06 August 20, 2019

jacob mau

jacob mau a guy who likes big dicks about 20 inches,he say that he likes big dicks because he have a 1.2cm dick

Jacob mau 2002-2016 (i love big dicks and hard ones )

by jacob mau May 31, 2016

Mau

A person that doesn't have any eyebrows.

Mau! What happened to your eyebrows?

by User 160057 June 16, 2020