Matthias

A Matthias doesn't undestand how anything works.

Person 1: Did you undestand this?
Matthias: No, I didn't get it...

by MrSchmorington January 25, 2018

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

saggy matthias

A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma

Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!

by John April 14, 2005

Matthias

Matthias is generally an absolute asshole that thinks that they are better than everybody which makes him a needy bitch. Who is most likely to be gay. And dress like a girl.

Girl; Did you see Matthias yesterday?
Boy; No, all I heard is that he was crying over himself again..

by BobIsWeird May 4, 2018

Matthias

A dirty little Canadian boy who fucked his cat and his little sister

Wtf Matthias you went balls deep in your sister

by BDB🍆 April 24, 2018

Matthias

Matthias is one pussy ass boy he thinks he is cute but only few girls like him he can sometimes be annoying and thinks that he can fight

Word to me you acting like Matthias

by Bbadbishh February 20, 2019

matthäus

A Matthäus is an amazing, handsome, funny, tall and ridiculous guy with the greatest and most wonderful smile on earth. He is not that self-confident but not shy. When he gets to know people, he will be kind to them after he talked more to them. Often he can sing and has a very beautiful, deep voice.
He also loves to play with children and wants to have a family later.
He is a gift of god, and if you get a Matthäus as a boyfriend, be proud.

He is such an amazing person. It must be a Matthäus! :D

by janina144 March 5, 2017