3 definitions by BobIsWeird

Kurt is a piece of garbage that is always trying to discriminate people for who they are. They try to make you feel bad for themselves by making you feel absolutely worthless and gay. He's a pimp that sleeps with 5 women at once just to please himself. He stares women in the eyes and takes them to his special place.

NEVER TRUST A KURT
Girl1: Have you met Kurt?
Girl2: Yeah, he's a perv...
Girl3: I heard that he got it on with his teachers.
Kurt: Hey!
(Women run away screaming)
by BobIsWeird April 11, 2018
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Ptolomey is a pathetic idiot that doesn't know what his life means about. He generally keeps himself depressed and YOU SHOULDN'T be there for him. He's generally a ginger and we all know what gingers are like.

Keep away from him, he will send you awful song lyrics and make you want to die.
Girl: Have you met Ptolomey?
Boy: Yea, he's so annoying isn't he.
Girl: Isn't he just...
by BobIsWeird January 22, 2018
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Matthias is generally an absolute asshole that thinks that they are better than everybody which makes him a needy bitch. Who is most likely to be gay. And dress like a girl.
Girl; Did you see Matthias yesterday?
Boy; No, all I heard is that he was crying over himself again..
by BobIsWeird February 6, 2018
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