A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.
Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
by BastilleDay June 29, 2014
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Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser
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a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.
by jackaloped January 18, 2021
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The person doesn't know "what's a matter."
The person doesn't know "what's a matter."
by TBea April 23, 2008
Get the matters mug.Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.
by Steve Mcgibbon May 18, 2006
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Get the Malteaser mug.Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.
Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.
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