Manpon

The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch.

Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon?

David: Where'd Tony go?
Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day

Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie.
Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon...

by Cebbin March 30, 2011

matron

An exclamation that usually follows a double-entendre, as a way of showing that the author is aware of making said double-entendre. Derived from the 'Carry on' series of films.

"I can't wait to get my hands on her cherry tarts. Matron!"

by mat-huss April 15, 2008

MANPON

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

by SPENCER -J October 1, 2008

Manpon

A tampon for men that goes into the anus to absorb the sweat.

Dont play basketball with out a manpon

by bigdx September 6, 2003

Mattongo

A white man with very large lips. When he runs he falls over them!

Legend has it that it that it was a lip transplant gone wrong!

'Mattongo' is very rubbish at football tripping over his lips!

by Genesis Project September 1, 2018

manpon

Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.

"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."

by BigHercHimself June 23, 2020

mattonroblox01

A thief known for stealing groups and games while claiming to have "worked" on stolen assets.

Person 1: Anyone know mattonroblox01? I've heard they worked on huge groups and games!
Person 2: No, I have never heard of mattonroblox01, but after doing some research, they are a thief!

by Dean6 April 11, 2022