Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

Madison

Madisons are usually brown hair with blue eyes.Very kind and protective over friends and loved ones.Usally loves hugs and always has at least 1 stuffed bear.Beautiful yet she'll never believe it when someone tells her that.Introverted and has smaller friend groups usually consisting of solely close friends.When she likes you she likes you a lot and can easily turn that into love

Bryan:"dude are you and Madison dating?"
Elijah:"not yet but hopefully she will soon"

by Kill me please just take a nam May 6, 2018

UW-Madison

Well-respected public university, a public "ivy", with an eccentric, mostly liberal student body and world-renowned faculty. A wide range of eclectic areas of study available, and excellent sports. Also known as a big party school, with infamous annual Halloween riots and summer block parties,

Top-rated undergraduate and graduate programs. Big Ten.

by Badgerfan July 8, 2005

madison

a very funny, strong, beautiful, smart, && sweet girl. can have bad anxiety at times, but can get through it. usually has long dirty blonde hair && hazel eyes. can be very sarcastic but knows when to be real. loves to hangout with her friends but likes her alone time. not boy crazy but if the right one comes around she'll snatch him up.

wow, she must be a madison, she's really smart.

by Sydney Fuckyou June 27, 2013

Maison

Maison is a wonderful person. He has his mind set on one girl . He is inlove with the love of his life . Maisons will do just about anything to protect what and who he cares about. He's perfect in every way. He's very handsome and often sweet. He is a loving and caring person until you make him mad then you run for your life. Maisons are hard to find, and you are lucky to have a Maison.

"Dang, he's hot. what's his name? " "Oh that's just Maison."

by -dreamer June 4, 2016

Madison High School Baseball

Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.

Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!

Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!

Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!

by Vienna Inn May 17, 2006

Billy Madison

This Adam Sandler movie is funny as shit.

Billy Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by xyzyx July 5, 2008