matisse cut outs

gods greatest source of pleasure and arousal.

Yay! Yay! I love matisse cut outs! Yay!

by Mr. Kisner May 10, 2005

Macism

Macism. The belief that Macs are better than PCs...all lies. As all of us computer nerds know, there has been a long-time battle between Microsoft (makers of the PC) and Apple (responsible for the Mac). And clearly Microsoft has the upper hand.

Bernardo is a firm believer in Macism.

by Nimrod1 February 14, 2006

matis

An amazing person that is attractive, very kind , nice and funny.
If you have the opportunity to date a Matis do it.

OMG I would like to be like Matis he is so perfect!

by Jacko lantern November 24, 2020

Matisse

A blonde inbread whore, often described as dumb. Some may also describe her as a stupid straight haired idiot.

Eg-

‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’

by lilsprink April 24, 2022

Madism

1. something incredibly stupid that is said.
2. phrases of idiocy coined by Nate Spotts.

"If I were you, I'd hate you..."
"Dude, that was such a madism."

by Machai Matsuda February 28, 2005

Matisse

a blue whale the biggest whale in the ocean but also like a baluga whale with her huge brain tuma. CHOP THAT MEAT DENNIS

matisse how are the plankton

by Walahwooboo December 4, 2018

Malism

Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably

A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".

by DJJimmyJ December 3, 2006