mathlexia

The inability to do math in your head.

Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.

by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013

Matha

It is a bangla word for head (NOT used in hindi or urdu). It is slang in new York because New York has a lot of Bengalis

"Oh,you tryna bust mathas" - Sheff G in his song No Suburban, pt.2

by Your avg Bengali January 14, 2022

Matharded

The lack of intelligence or comprehension in subjects related to mathematics

Steve's so bad at algebra, I think he might be Matharded

by Gryphster October 5, 2011

Mathias

Someone who is even more awesome than Bram

That guy is really Mathias.

by Amajoedgie July 20, 2016

Mathamphetamine

Adderall that you take to help you know stuff you don't know. Usually before a test you didn't study for.

I got a hundred on my test thanks to these mathamphetamines

by Busta C June 11, 2009

Mathmagician

An individual who using mathmagical powers will solve vastly complex equations, and move outside of real and non-real numbers, and instead solve using arcane numbers. Mathmagicans are a naturally occurring phenomenon, coming into existence when someone successfully divides by the number zero. Commonly heard mathmagical spells are such as, abracosinga! or Alakasum!

After hours attempting to properly engineer the building the company finally called in a mathmagician to get the proportions of the building correct within the 100 trillionth decimal place

by Jovh November 30, 2010

Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew

"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005