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Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013
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Mathias

Mathias is a boy who feels cool. He hears a lot of trap, rap and hip-hop music and he has heard so much about it that he feels like his black. He is completely white skin but pretend something else entirely. He does not have as many friends but he has a few. The few friends he has only uses Mathias to get free stuff. Mathias can easy get a girlfrend, but she is a player.
Mathias listen to music everyday and feel fantastic
by thegangbang February 19, 2017
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mathiest

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.
Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.
by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018
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Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths
"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"
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Mathias

He is superman. Stronger than most. He is loving, funny, smart super LOYAL.
Mathias puts away the cryptonite and wins.
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mathias

mathias is a homophobic and racist boy
mathias is racist!! soo yeah bitch, go and fuck some juicy ass fat niggas.. popcorn
by juicychips March 28, 2023
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mathias

"Mathias" is a term used to describe an internet legend, someone who owns the most coveted and expensive Instagram username, @fid, and has amassed a massive following of over 20 million followers across various social media platforms. To tell someone they're like Mathias is the ultimate compliment, signifying their iconic status and immense popularity in the online world. This person is celebrated as a pioneer and influencer in the digital realm.
You've got millions of followers and own the most sought-after Instagram handle, you're truly a Mathias of our time, a legendary figure in the online world.
by fidonthegram October 19, 2023
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