MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

Matei

A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.

Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!

Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.

by matthewrr February 11, 2024