chandragupta maurya

sh-an-dra-goop-ta mo-ree-uh

1.The first king of the Aryan society in India, who died of hunger in a Jainist colony.

2. Anything that starts out awesome but ends terribly, can be chandragupta for short

1. We learned about Chandragupta Maurya in History today.
2. History class was kinda cool but now its kind of Chandragupta...

by friggin awesome September 26, 2006

Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

by alstin January 6, 2010

Mauryhole

Similar to a glory hole. You have a hole cut in the wall with the intention of putting your cock through it. The caveat being a life size cardboard cut out of Maury Povich is stapled to wall. Giving the illusion of sucking off Maury. Big fans of daytime television (Usually fat housewives) fantasize tons about being able to suck off their tv god.

My wife and I talked about ways of spicing things up in bed recently. She brought of the idea of a Mauryhole...I got an easy blowjob out of it so who am I to say no?

by clint-beast-wood January 13, 2015

Maury

The show that black folks go on to find they baby daddy because they aint tryna pay the hospital no money.

Keisha: Hey NaNa! Yall goin to the hospital to see if RayRay the babydaddy?

NaNa:Child Boo, im goin on maury cuz its FREE!

by dabest706 December 17, 2007

maury povich

When two males engage in sexual activity with a female, and they both bust nuts inside of her. Then when the slut err ... female, realizes she's pregnant she won't know who the baby daddy is.

Man, me and my boy Maury Poviched that hoe, and now she don't know which one of us is the baby's daddy

by Clark Kent, Jr January 7, 2008

The Maury Effect

The Maury Effect:

The percentage certain that any given "ho" is that a particular "tool" is her "baby daddy" is directly and inversely proportionate the likelihood that said "tool" is in fact the father.

Example:

The Maury Effect:

Ho: *shouting* " 120% sure Wongjohn is MY baby daddy!"
Maury: "Wongjohn is NOT the father!
Ho: *runs from stage and throws self on groung*

Analysis: Because said "ho" was 120% certain WongJohn was the father, there was a 120% lieklihood that he was NOT the father.

by galexie September 14, 2009

Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)

Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!

by ssh0ney September 1, 2012