Masterprank

To prank ones self in order to look like a victim. Often used to convince others you are not the one behind a series of pranks.

You think I would prank myself? I would never Masterprank.

by MotoMan_YZ400 February 4, 2010

Masturcrastinating

When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.

Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.

by grimeguy123 January 16, 2017

mastercard

The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.

Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!

Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!

Daughter: yay!

by ultimate_pisshead September 9, 2005

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; master of certain craft or skill.

His mastercraftful drafting strategy won him the 2018 fantasy football championship.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

masturgrapher

someone who takes way to many pictures of his/herself, either at an arms length or in a mirror.

BOB: "Jess posts a new profile picture of herself every five minutes"
ELLEN: "Yeah, she is the greatest MASTURGRAPHER the world has ever known."

by GoolGaul March 30, 2011

Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation

dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake

by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011

Mastervaping

Vaporizing while in bed or on something comfortable.

Eric: "Cam are you mastervaping again?"
Cam: "Why yes I am."

by Aceof24 December 1, 2013