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Masturbating

Masturbating is the act of self sexual satisfaction. Hands are useful yet sex toys can help.

99% of people do it at some time of their life. Most do it all through life.

The remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us.

While the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. If you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever masturbated at all.

Very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same sex experience. While most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it.

Back at the self satisfaction experiences.

Because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. None are willing to admit his own hand was his first love.

If your ever at a party and want a laugh try this quick quiz.

Speaking to any group of teenage guys say.
I was reading last week that scientist have identified the chemical reason why masturbating give guys those small warts in the palm of their hand.

Then sit back and watch as they all try to discreetly examine their own hand despite the fact that when asked before hand almost all denied every doing it.

The reason this works on teenage boys so successfully is due to the absence of any brain power. At age 14 their brains fell trough their open mouth and then left the area all together. The brain will remain absent until they reach 21 years of age.

Masturbating supports industry.
If not for masturbating, adult magazines and adult videos and sex shops would be doing it hard. And then there is the WWW. Sex or more correctly the desire of mostly men to keep things in hand while they are see things. That hand action meant going on line was the best place to get what ever you liked.
The phone rings but he has no time to answer. His hands are already full. Thank god for Masturbating, she wont do it, he says to him self. Later that day his girlfriend ask. Have you been with someone else? NO, just myself, he protests.
by Wazo January 17, 2008
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Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
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masturbating

Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.
Take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and wank yourself dry.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
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masterbating

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.
by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007
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Masturbating

Heres a story when I was masturbating One time when I was home alone I was horny for some reason so I took my mom's dildo from her room and started riding it I took off all my clothes and started moaning so load the. My step brother came in and I said come over here and he started licking me the I sucked his large cock till he cummed he put that large cock in my ass it felt so good so I invited one of my friends to join they came over and they both started licking me so hard and pinching me it felt so good so I started licking her and riding him
by anonymous November 19, 2021
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masturbating maniac

Someone, usually a male who masturbates obsessively every day for hours, for months and years on end.
by kam75xx May 20, 2023
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dungeon masturbating

A mix between the words dungeon master and masturbating. This is used in a game of Dungeons and Dragons when the dungeon master kills the party with a powerful monster then creates a powerful NPC to kill that monster. The dungeon master is essentially playing with himself.
After he killed the party, our new dungeon master began dungeon masturbating with his new NPCs.
by JSeed02 March 18, 2019
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