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master blaster

A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)
That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.
by mefron July 29, 2008
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masturblaster

A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.
Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.
by scodder April 18, 2010
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master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place
he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
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Master Blaster

While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"
GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.
by Jobez December 13, 2008
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Masterbaiter

Masterbaiter = Me
by Ƥapi October 10, 2018
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emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.
by svensterama December 3, 2014
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The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.
Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."
by Bman88 April 8, 2019
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