makodamia

slang for a person in your life that makes you feel incredibly comfortable and content. it could be a friend, a family member or a s/o

ruth is my makodamia.

by envyspet July 7, 2021

Maskophobia

The fear of wearing a face mask—when some people become mentally disturbed or paranoid of seeing their and others’ faces covered.

Guesstimate how many people globally suffer from maskophobia, who would find it hard to explain to the authorities why their psychological condition calls for a mask exemption during this pandemic.

by MathPlus July 24, 2021

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

masked bandit

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006

Mastodon

When the girl is on all 4 and you ram your dick from across the bedroom, like an elephant taking down a tree while your girl cries like an elephant calling for help

I made my girl come to my house i flipped her over and she was on her 4, so I mastodon her, such a great experience.

by JKM23 November 19, 2017

Masked Bandits

A group of gang members involving Raccoons And a human name Lindsey who has the eyes of raccoon. They plot their plans in a tree on how to take over every house's attic. Members can only be recuited by Lindsey the head leader of the Masked Bandits

Brooo there's something in my attic

Maybe it's the Masked Bandits

by Rocco11215 March 28, 2017

Markodane

Markodane is a beautiful Homosapien. Meaning or belonging to that of Otavia.

"wow hes cute!"

"I know right, thats Markodane"

by RABGFBN June 5, 2019