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Marko

Marko has one of the greatest physiques, he also loves dick, um, i mean has a dick. He will eat plazma with milk if he can, and if he had a sister he would think about raping her every day of the week😈. People that are called victor(and anyone else) want to be like him, marko has a 27cm horse cock and you wiol die if you try to hop on it, marko has the best ever muscle insertions(except for his calves)
Omg he's so huge, i bet he's a marko
by Bigcigan November 30, 2021
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Marko Kofs

Marko Kofs is a Croatian youtuber. He got popular by playing minecraft videos with his friend called BloodMaster. His fans are basically 8-11 years old.
A: Do you like Marko Kofs?
B: Yes, i kinda do!
A: What about BloodMaster?
B: I think he is kinda cool too.
by Kritoks February 8, 2021
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Marko Jaric'd

When a man gets with a woman who is way out of his league.
Ann is so much hotter than bill, i dont know how he got with her, he completely marko jaric'd her.
by ballz69 April 1, 2009
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Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered
Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all
by It's only banter November 20, 2020
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Dirty Marko

When a guy cums in a diarrhea filled ass and slurps the juice. Kinda like chocolate milk.
Guy 1: Last night i did a Dirty Marko with this chick!
Guy 2: I thought it was called chocolate milk
Guy 1: Chocolate milk is with normal poo, this one is with diarrhea
by LittlePeepeeDrinker January 2, 2022
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Gay marko

It is a kid named Marko that makes a diss track on his class and rapes other boys
by Anonymous 61735273526 December 31, 2019
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marko jaric'd

Vuk totally marko jaric'd his girlfriend. she is way out of his league
by johnnyhman April 1, 2009
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