Marites

A derogatory term for a Philippine aunt, who's been acting like a Karen for gossiping around especially in a malicious way. The term was used by Philippine netizens.

Philippine: OMG! Meron isang Mayor accused of rape!
Guy 1: Oh god... You're definitely a Marites and a Karen at the same time.
Guy 2: I fucking agree....

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Marites

Marites (ma-ri-tes) is a Filipino slang word used to call women who like gossiping about a certain topic. It is derived from the phrase "mars ano ang latest" breaking it down into a shorter form (a word) that's way easier to say.

That girl is a Marites.
Jowa ko po Marites.

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Marit

a very annoying 15 yr old chav

omg look there is marit, take cover D:

by seppi.0_0 April 19, 2022

marites

Is a type of person who likes to gossip. Always updated for the latest news and is more talkative than news reporters. They can be annoying sometimes or always but they are fun to talk with. The origin of the word comes from Philippines which shortens the phrase. "Mare anong latest"

marites what's the latest

by PsychoPact March 30, 2022

Marital Unit

The apartment of a gay man and a straight woman.

BHo: Let's go to the marital unit!

by SexyJ82 September 4, 2009

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night

Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!

by Bad C dev July 14, 2024