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Mansplaining

When a stupid person (in this case a female) asks a distrubingly poorly thought-out question and is then blames her embarrasment, using the “mansplaining” scapegoat, on the fact that a somebody (in this case a male) answered their question sufficiently.
Female: “If you pour all of your life savings into the stock of the company you work for and the company does good financially-“

Male:”You’re in the green then-”

Female:”STOP MANSPLAINING LET ME FINISH!!”
by Redpillallofthem March 29, 2019
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Man-on-mansplaining

the explanation of something by a man, to another man who they perceive as their inferior, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
There was a lot of man-on-mansplaining in the office today between Bert and Matt.
by Fz9g3z September 10, 2019
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Maysplaining

Answering a question without saying anything meaningful or informative in your response. Usually includes an ad hominem attack directed towards a political opponent or the questioner rather than a direct answer.

Named after British prime minster Theresa May's inability to respond to questions and criticisms.

A play-on-words of the term "mansplaining".
"Did you watch prime minister's questions yesterday? Theresa May was maysplaining every question the opposition directed at her."

Interviewer: "How do you respond to the criticism that you inviting Saudi Arabian royalty to visit is endorsing state-sponsored terrorism and human rights abuses, including women's rights?"

Politician (maysplaining): "I think the opposition have bigger things to worry about, considering their leader sold secrets to a Russian spy during the Cold War! Saudi Arabia are our friends, and we are happy to invite them to our country."

Interviewer: "You didn't answer my question..."

Politician: "We have a very special relationship with the Saudis, but I think their human rights abuses are a very mean thing for them to do..."
by NicCoppolaCage March 7, 2018
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Manslaning

When a pseudo-hipster girl tries to look cool and agitated and messes her words and blames her phone autocorrect.
Joe: ... and that’s how a monkey is born.
Tine: Hey! Thats manslaning 101.
Joe: It’s mansplaining!
Tine: Are you manslaning manslaning to me??!
Joe: Someone should 🙄
by it-wasnt-me October 22, 2018
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McSplaining

When a person with Dyspraxia takes in information the wrong way and retaliates back with their own answer which has nothing to do with what the person said
Johnnys mother ask Johnny how he was today and Johnny replys with "What is their something wrong with me whats wrong with me" and Johnnys mother says "Sweetheart your McSplaining again I just wanted to know how you are"
by OllieTheRabbit July 2, 2019
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Manpaigning

When two or more dudes inadvertently find themselves trying to convince a woman of an approach or solutions to a problem or question.

Can also be applied when guys are teaming up to convince the wife or girlfriend why they ought to be able to do something sketchy.
“just want to watch Devil Wears Prada tonight and these bros are manpaigning for Super Troopers
by 420.69hz July 2, 2021
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Monsplaining

The explanation or of something by a Rastafarian, typically to a non-Rastafarian, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Lionel Joseph told me all about the 12 Tribes of Israel like I'm a fucking idiot, I hate monsplaining.
by Kung Fu Jimmy October 2, 2021
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