Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.

Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

by RRCsteve December 6, 2007

Manimony

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.

Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.

by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008

Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009

Hurbal Mantion

A phrase coined on Sex Drugs and Video Games that is the horrible mutilation of the term Honorable Mention by mac19pm

"Topic of the Week: No Limit Wish lists"
1-new pc
2-cookey batter
3-more fucking games!!!
-hurbal mantion-
spell chek

by BuTFuk March 22, 2009

mahito

mahito is one (villain) character from Jujutsu Kaisen.

He has a somewhat childish personality, and a kinda.. annoying too(?) i guess— lmao.

( he's one of my favs tho— )

" hey look there's 'him' ugh. "
" wdym by ugh, mahito is literally fucking hot wtf. "

by nctmint April 24, 2021

Manitoba Hotdog

A sticky situation; a predicament, a pickle.

This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog

by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018

Maniform

The type of work uniform that has to be worn by men and women, though it was clearly originally made for a man.

The crotch in this maniform is hanging between my knees, Suzy!

by sarita.michelle April 15, 2011