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Manhole

The absolute worst name for a dog as determined by the Vlogbrothers, John Green and Hank Green on their podcast "Dear Hank and John."

Following suit, it was the name given to the dog of the President of the Young Democrats of America.
Come here, Manhole! That's a good Manhole!
by Boaty McBoatface April 29, 2020
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maxhouseness

Commonly used in phrases that induce spasms of retardation, which eventually lead to an onslaught of complete and utter gayness, and worse - gangsterism.
michelle p.: Like oohh mee geee! That was awesomeness to the maxhouseness, like cyeh!~
by zrinka August 5, 2007
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mansoup

A soup that has so much meat in it you could put your eye out. Contains copious amounts of tube steak which is very high in protein. Mansoup is also known to cause pregnancy.
My girlfriend ate so much mansoup she got pregnant and had twins that resembled Chuck Norris.
by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010
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Manhukan

Past tense: manhukood

This archaic word has uncertain and highly debated roots. However it is widely agreed by most scholars that it refers to a highly capable male who is blessed by both good fortune and skill. Famous manhukans include: God, Josh Warren, Thom Yorke and Mahatma Ghandi. Most manhukans however prefer a simple life, their modesty holding them back from such things as public appearances or showmanship… Thus explaining god.
The manhukan song (Bryan Adams)–
OH TELL ME!
Do you know of a place?
Where the manhukan rests?
Where he makes his nest?
Where he is better than the best?
by Zeph May 22, 2004
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Manshout

Verb: Manshout
Noun: Manshout
Adj: Manshouting, Manshouted

Manshouting is when a man with needs finally satisfies those needs after a long period of going without, has a need to show his masculinity or a combination of the two. He fills his lungs to capacity and releases an almost gorilla like roar or combines the sound with words, this would be used only to say useless or unnecessary statements typically at akward moments. For example, at a funeral In the middle of the silent moment you release a Manshout and say something to the effect of, "fishing makes me horny!!!" Fishing to establish masculinity by declaring yourself a sportsman and the sexual reference is there because of the newly established malehood.

Manshouting can however be useful such as Manshouting to your visiting Great Aunt Mildred when she opens the door to your room without knocking and your watching porn, to get the fuck out before you snap her hip with a 2 x 4. Again, establishing a male dominance by using lumber purchased at the hardware store as a weapon to establish control through violence by disintegrating her already calcium deprived hip bone.
A) Man 1: "Dude, it's 2:00am. Who's using a jackhammer outside???"

Man 2: "That's not a jackhammer, that's my neighbor drilling his wife's snatch and Manshouting that tomorrow he has to goto the hardware store to buy a tool belt and table saw."
by Adameze November 9, 2012
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Manhopper

Typically a girl before she become slut. This is usually the middle ground before becoming a slut. for example, in high school when a girl doesn't want to have sex but still crushes on multiple boys even though she has one or two other boyfriends. She promptly leaves any of them when she gets bored. They crave attention and usually restrain from sex to save their reputation.
Guy 1: So how is it with you and Lily?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I can't believe I ever fell for her because she was just another Manhopper
Guy 1: Yeah, that sucks...
by Lobster and Crab August 24, 2016
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Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.
Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.
by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017
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