manscaping

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals

1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

mancano

see chode, a penis wider than it is long

"His mancano errupted even though I could't get my hand around it!"

by S. Walker & H. Hilton July 14, 2004

manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014

Manscarf

Guys with such hairy chests that the hair sticks out above the top of their t-shirt.

Look at that guys manscarf, it's huge and growing out of his shirt like a weed. He needs to cut that down with a weed whacker!

by Addison1 March 23, 2008

Manscaping

the art of trimmings one's pubic hair.

I caught a wicked razor burn while i was manscaping.

by Hicksteroozen October 11, 2008

manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

mancan

n Singular. The boobies of a gentleman fellow.

You, sir, are a mancan.

by Ihaveahat January 1, 2008