Bum ass Man-child

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.

He is nothing but a bum ass man-child!

by Your BM August 18, 2020

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 04, 2005

nigga ass man titties

Long nipples on a male

Damn boi he got some nigga ass man titties

by Newt Gunray's Ho August 23, 2020

Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.

Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.

by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023

Ass Man

An abbreviation for: A Super Sexy man (a.s.s man)

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!

by LeahtheAngel November 25, 2022