woah look at that masey
by shenakjdne May 2, 2018
Get the Masey mug.Jack Massey Welsh other known as JackSucksAtLife and JackSucksAtStuff and JackSucksAtGeography and JackMasseyWelsh and turd boi420 and Sam Smells Of Appricots and Sam Smells Of Appricot and JackSucksAtPopUpPirate is a great world-wide known youtuber
by Definite clo August 11, 2020
Get the Jack Massey Welsh mug.600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)
"Man, that Jason kid is acting like a real ZACHARY MASSEY right now by getting off so early"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
by Nonamesportsbar December 8, 2019
Get the Zachary Massey mug.sexy, hot, sarcastic, sweet, hella amazing guy. Everyone wants a Sean O'Malley. Once a Sean O'Malley sees what he wants, he goes after it, he's hooked. Sean O'Malley's know exactly how to shut you up, and then brighten your day. Sean O'Malley's tend to have nice blue/green eyes and just the perfect smile. Sean O'Malley's also tend to go far in sports, especially football. A Sean O'Malley is unpredictable!
"Who is THAT?!"
"THAT is THE Sean O'Malley."
"Dibs!"
"No, Kristina's got him wrapped around her finger!"
"Lucky her, I need a Sean O'Malley."
"Word."
"Did you hear how that guy pulled a Sean O'Malley?"
"A Sean O'Malley?! NO!!! Not a Sean O'Malley!"
"Yes, he got out of his car, got on top of it and started stripping. Then he did a toe touch off of it and landed on the side walk and started getting it on with the light pole."
"He didn't!"
"He did!"
"THAT is THE Sean O'Malley."
"Dibs!"
"No, Kristina's got him wrapped around her finger!"
"Lucky her, I need a Sean O'Malley."
"Word."
"Did you hear how that guy pulled a Sean O'Malley?"
"A Sean O'Malley?! NO!!! Not a Sean O'Malley!"
"Yes, he got out of his car, got on top of it and started stripping. Then he did a toe touch off of it and landed on the side walk and started getting it on with the light pole."
"He didn't!"
"He did!"
by stinamazazing June 4, 2009
Get the Sean O'Malley mug.A tradition started in 2004, where students from Massey University New Zealand, over run a small northland town and drink it dry before returning.
by Bob September 24, 2004
Get the Massey Convoy mug.the act of a girl sticking her pinky finger or thumb up a guys ass while giving him a blow job in order to "heighten the pleasure"
Guy1- " Man, Misty broke up with me!"
Guy2- "Why??"
Guy1- "i asked her to Massey me"
Guy2- "epic fail, dude"
Guy2- "Why??"
Guy1- "i asked her to Massey me"
Guy2- "epic fail, dude"
by <3aLLi<3 April 29, 2011
Get the Massey mug.An adjective used to describe a girl who is very masculine-looking. She may be so unfortunate that it is common for her to be mistaken for a post-op tranny.
It is even more hilarious/suitable when applied to 'girls' named Hailey.
It is even more hilarious/suitable when applied to 'girls' named Hailey.
Girl 1: Yuck do you see that blonde girl? She's completely maley.
Girl 2: That shit is rough! Her heavy, cleft chin sure doesn't help.
Girl 1: She looks like your ex-boyfriend in a bad wig.
Girl 2: She probably has a bigger penis.
Girl 2: That shit is rough! Her heavy, cleft chin sure doesn't help.
Girl 1: She looks like your ex-boyfriend in a bad wig.
Girl 2: She probably has a bigger penis.
by Jersey2013 October 11, 2008
Get the maley mug.