Malding

When someone is mad and literally crying

Lark- Shut up pussy boy, want to know my dick
p2w- You are malding.

by yourgodfatheranddad June 11, 2020

Madeling Gangshwep

The most fierce gang in the world. If you come across them, they willook shank you up, innit, until you die.

My friend joined the Madeling Gangshwep but got shanked up by them.

by GiantMidgetMan August 25, 2018

maddening

Extremely mad

Ava was maddening me when she was making fun of me

by It’s a real word ya’ll March 21, 2019

Malding

When someone gets so mad after losing a video game that they rage quit. They also happen to be balding.

Lawson is malding again!

by 420gang69 February 17, 2021

Malding

Someone who is balding and mad at the same time but also salty about being called malding.

Harrison is malding, he sucks at euphonium

by Benny Big Beepis October 26, 2019

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

malding

mad and bald

Ryan Bloom is malding!

by nick13378 May 19, 2021