A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.
Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"
Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"
Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"
by BaronSh!v May 01, 2020
The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 28, 2023
Flotsome discovered miles out in the ocean , initially believed to be small parts of wreckage from the disappeared wreckage of the missing airliner - but actually found to be Rolf Harriss laptop
They’ve found some junk gluating in the pacific and thought it was bits of that missing plane , but it’s actually Aussie pervert Rolf Harris’s laptop
Malaysian Debris my arse
Malaysian Debris my arse
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023