malaki

A Malaki is a loving, kind and loyal person but also has quite a dark side to him. If you ever cross a Malaki you can be shore that this torcher weapon will be used on you.

a Malaki is someone you should hold and keep forever he is one of a kind and you won't want to lose him.

a Malaki is a loving and deadly person

by giga5 July 5, 2019

Malaka

Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.

"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

malaika

someone who constantly uses memes (even when they're not needed)

man enough with the memes you're such a malaika

by hyuk94 August 22, 2019

Daron Malakian.

EXTREMLY talented guitarist for Armenian American metal band, System Of A Down
Slightly deranged yet a genius at the same time.
For the best examples of the already execptional work of System Of A Down,try these songs..

1) BYOB (Mezmerize,2005)
2)Sugar (System Of A Down,1998)
3)Chop Suey (Toxicity,2001)
4)The Prision Song (Toxicity,2001)
5)Mr Jack (Steal This Album,2003)

WOW ITS DARON! PRAISE HIM FOR HE RULES!

by Annoying that I live in Lancaster September 8, 2005

malakian

he plays guitar, and stop with this
"he's so hot" bullshit, fuck the radio has ruined a beautiful artistic band and now retarded girls are drooling over internet pics or daron while headbanging to aerials

daron is an energetic, intense musician devoted to his band and i respect him greatly

by noname August 16, 2004

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021

Sanjaya Malakar

Part Indian part Italian guy from Washington currently on American Idol. Not a very good singer, his sister was better. Has long lucious beautiful hair and likes to change hair styles to suit the occasion. Also loves to do the hula.

Sexuality is pending.

me: damn did you see Sanjaya Malakar do the hula?
friend: yeah thats the hula girls do
me: LOL

by A proud gay guy named Johnny March 21, 2007